Netflix is Bae

Amanda Surmeier

Netflix is bae,

I don’t care what you say.

All worries go away

The second I press play.

Netflix will never lie,

Never ditch me for its friends.

It won’t make me cry,

Until a sad movie ends.

Netflix will always be

Continuously getting better.

Netflix will always hangout with me

No matter the weather.

Netflix won’t ignore my texts

Or not answer my calls.

It will only ask what’s next

When the end screen stalls.

Netflix won’t make fun of me

On days where I look ugly

It won’t even judge me

For my cheetah print snuggie.

Netflix always knows

Just what to say.

Like, “We added new shows!”

You best believe, I’ll press play.